/* This script and many more are available free online at
The JavaScript Source :: http://javascript.internet.com
Created by: James Crooke :: http://www.cj-design.com */

var questions = new Array();
var choices = new Array();
var answers = new Array();
var response = new Array();
var addtext = new Array();

// To add more questions, just follow the format below.

questions[0] = "1. Milk and honey was a favored beverage of:";
choices[0] = new Array();
choices[0][0] = "Nero";
choices[0][1] = "Saddam Hussein";
choices[0][2] = "Lenin";
choices[0][3] = "Genghis Khan";
answers[0] = choices[0][1];
addtext[0] = "1. SADDAM HUSSEIN - One of Saddam's mistresses reported that the dictator enjoyed sipping a glass of milk and honey while wearing a cowboy hat and watching videos of his foes being tortured.";

questions[1] = "2. Who is said to quaff the blood of virgins?";
choices[1] = new Array();
choices[1][0] = "Vladimir Putin";
choices[1][1] = "Hugo Chavez";
choices[1][2] = "Kim Jong Il";
choices[1][3] = "Fidel Castro";
answers[1] = choices[1][2];
addtext[1] = "2. KIM JONG IL - This North Korean tyrant is reputed to drink the blood of virgins to stay young. He also prefers his sashimi served so fresh it thrashes on the plate.";

questions[2] = "3. Puff pastries were the Achilles heel of:";
choices[2] = new Array();
choices[2][0] = "Napoleon Bonaparte";
choices[2][1] = "Joseph Stalin";
choices[2][2] = "Francisco Franco";
choices[2][3] = "Vlad the Impaler";
answers[2] = choices[2][0];
addtext[2] = "3. NAPOLEON BONAPARTE - Napoleon didn't compensate for his short height simply by devouring the world; he also stuffed his mug with puff pastries! Legend has it that the diminutive dictator's loss at Waterloo was due partly to his having overindulged the night before on \"Napoleons\" -- the multi-layered chocolate and cream delicacy that shares his name.";

questions[3] = "4. Who thought vegetarianism was a cure-all for humanity?";
choices[3] = new Array();
choices[3][0] = "Idi Amin";
choices[3][1] = "Adolf Hitler";
choices[3][2] = "Hideki Tojo";
choices[3][3] = "Darth Vader";
answers[3] = choices[3][1];
addtext[3] = "4. ADOLF HITLER - In a 1943 diary entry, Joseph Goebbels, Hitler's minister of propaganda, recalled: \"An extended chapter of our talk was devoted by the Fuhrer to the vegetarian question. He believes more than ever that meat-eating is harmful to humanity. Of course he knows that during the war we cannot completely upset our food system. After the war, however, he intends to tackle this problem also. Maybe he is right.\"";

questions[4] = "5. Which tyrant favored strawberry frappes?";
choices[4] = new Array();
choices[4][0] = "Ivan the Terrible";
choices[4][1] = "Maximilien Robespierre";
choices[4][2] = "Pol Pot";
choices[4][3] = "Benito Mussolini";
answers[4] = choices[4][3];
addtext[4] = "5. BENITO MUSSOLINI - This swaggering fascist's fondness for strawberry frappes was so well-known in Italy that toward the end of World War II an angry mob lynched an unwitting citizen for ordering one.";

questions[5] = "6. Who has a soft spot for chocolate milkshakes?";
choices[5] = new Array();
choices[5][0] = "Kim Jong Il";
choices[5][1] = "Hu Jintao";
choices[5][2] = "Fidel Castro";
choices[5][3] = "Hugo Chavez";
answers[5] = choices[5][2];
addtext[5] = "6. FIDEL CASTRO - In 1963, the CIA failed in an attempt to assassinate the Cuban leader by slipping a poisoned aspirin in his beloved beverage.";

questions[6] = "7. Peasant fare is the preferred cuisine of:";
choices[6] = new Array();
choices[6][0] = "Attila the Hun";
choices[6][1] = "Osama bin Laden";
choices[6][2] = "General Than Shwe";
choices[6][3] = "Omar al-Bushir";
answers[6] = choices[6][1];
addtext[6] = "7. OSAMA BIN LADEN - Osama bin Laden may be worth a royal fortune, but that doesn't mean he eats like a king. Guests at the wedding of bin Laden's 17-year-old son to a fellow militant's 14-year-old daughter were stunned at the \"primitiveness\"of the wedding feast, which consisted of meat, rice, and tomato juice. The father-in-law spotted \"something larval\" swimming in his water glass.";

// response for getting all 7 correct
response[0] = "You are an evil genius.";
// response for getting 5 or 6 correct
response[1] = "Congrats-you have a voracious appetite for the knowledge of evil!"
// response for getting 4 correct
response[2] = "You are quasi-evil.";
// response for getting 3 correct
response[3] = "As Dr. Evil would say, you're the Diet Coke of evil: \"just one calorie--not evil enough!\"";
// response for getting 1 or 2 correct
response[4] = "Three words: Read... this... book.";
